I like to do the quick crossword over breakfast to see if I can complete it before I finish my toast. Sometimes yes. Sometimes no.
ME: Percussion instrument 4 letters - not DRUM - ends in G.
HIM: BONG
ME: What's a BONG?
HIM: Singular for BONGO
ME: The answers GONG you idiot
HIM: It could have been BONG
ME: No it couldn't
HIM: A GONG isn't an instrument
ME: Neither is a BONG